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5 excuses you can’t use anymore (thanks to full fibre broadband)

Josh G | Social Media & Content Lead

If you’ve got ridiculously fast broadband from Cuckoo, congrats. But also – commiserations? We’re sorry to say that your go-to excuses just went out the window…  

Yep, ridiculously fast speeds of up to 900Mbps and rock-solid reliability have a downside... No more claiming that your broadband’s buffering, lagging, or booting you off. Looks like you’re out of excuses for all that stuff you don’t actually want to do. Sorry about that…  

Here are five things that just won’t fly now you’re with Cuckoo: 

1. I can’t join the meeting – my broadband’s down again 

With broadband that’s up a whopping 99.93% of the time, the likelihood of your connection going down at 4:30pm on a Friday is about as slim as you actually wanting to be on that call.  

2. I would’ve won, if my broadband hadn’t glitched in the middle of the game 

Our full fibre connections are fast and smooth, with no lags or delays. So the only reason you missed that shot is… well… you. 

3. Nah, there’s not enough bandwidth to stream Love Island 

Full fibre won’t ever mug you off – even during peak hours. So, if you want to wriggle out of watching Love Island All Stars, you’ll need a better excuse… 

4. Sorry I missed your call, I’ve got no signal at home 

Nice try. But with full fibre’s rock-solid reliability and Wi-Fi calling, you can’t use the “bad signal” excuse anymore – even in the sticks. So no more dodging your mum’s calls then…  

5. I couldn’t do my homework because my little sister was hogging the internet 

Full fibre, teamed up with our super eero router, has enough bandwidth to handle work calls, the cat video you’re watching on the sly, and every other device in your house – all at once. Plus, if you’re hiding out in the attic to ‘study’, you can connect extra eero units to create a powerful mesh network. Fancy.  

 

 

Ready to ditch the excuses and step up to full fibre? See if we’re in your area and start your switch now.   

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